September 2011
13 posts
Airports and Airplanes: Angelfish Dating
The best looking men
are in the airport,
and on airplanes.
When meeting
We become locked
in a time warp
with no past
and no future.
Our time together is
about the present
and being present.
Eyes observe
Adidas logo wear
Trim, fit build
Business attaché
Just the right height
Pleasant face with smile
Genuinely interested.
All is wonderful when
Meeting in an airport
Nothing to do
But pass...
Dating Mrs. Robinson: Only Benjamins Need to Apply
Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, I can’t do this anymore. Mrs. Robinson: You what? Benjamin: This is all terribly wrong. Mrs. Robinson: Do you find me undesirable? Benjamin: Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you’re the most attractive of all my parents’ friends. I mean that.
One of my girlfriends, or rather a long-term acquaintance, told me that after writing my book...
Why Can't We Be Friends?
Dating: Why Can’t We Be Friends?
“Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.”
Unknown
There is not one date that I have had that I am able to forget. Maybe it is my fight against the Alzheimer’s factor and my desire to keep the elephant that is in the room that is the least forgetting as my friend. Maybe it is my desire to laugh at my...
All that Jazz About Jizz
Interesting Article on How to improve the semen taste
After reading the jazz about the jizz, I do have a few research based comments. First of all, I did not know that it was a protein drink until I looked up the ingredients. Ejaculate consists mostly of protein, citric acid, fructose, sodium, chloride and smaller amounts of ammonia, ascorbic acid, acid phosphates, calcium, carbon dioxide,...
Dating: Does This Make My Butt Look Big
Black women don’t have the same body image problems as white women. They are proud of their bodies. Black men love big butts. Tyra Banks quotes
White women, on the other hand or maybe it is the other cheek, do have different body images and are concerned if their butts look big. I thought about the famous songster 50 Cent and wondered if he would give his four-bits worth. He wasn’t...
Dating Bad Kissers: The Top Ten
Miranda: Bad kissers are the worst. Carrie: Worst, when it comes to the worst, they’re at the top, the top of the worst.
I watched an episode of Sex in the City last night that had to do with Bad Kissers. I thought I was the only one who had this experience but now know I was wrong. When dating a bad kisser, it is all over with. You can’t teach an old kisser new kissing. They came out...
Dating Anxiety: The Jitters of It All
With regard to advice and dating anxiety, I tried to formulate words of wisdom that someone else has not said. The words were next to impossible, but I can tell you what worked for me that may work for you. What worked for me was sitting on my hands.
I was married to one man all of my adult life and through death found myself a young widow, and I will let you determine young. After almost...
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Men Say the Darndest Things
“Surely, you can’t be serious.” “I am serious … and don’t call me Shirley.” (“Airplane”)
Quoting other people has become a part of me since all of us are smarter than one of us. (Michigan State University methods course orientation). The following are not wisdom but were worth quoting.
Top Ten Quotes from the Darndest Men:
1. I am busy every...
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First Date with Military Man: My Encounter with...
I once dated a man who was obsessed with his work in the military. He was the first and last hard-core military man date. By hard-core, I mean he lived, ate and breathed the military life.
This is an honorable stance and I applaud his loyalty. I am also a loyal person but not on dates. I have no desire to overwhelm or produce anxiety in someone I have just met. Therefore, discussing my work is...
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My Top 6 Most Boring Dates that Brought Me to...
Cindy Lucy Definition: Boring/ - a by-product of a Carp that makes one laugh until peeing.
With the use of my book Plenty of Carp: A Fishing Guide for Dating Singles, I comprised a list of my most boring dates by pairing them with their most appropriate definition and storybook or poetry reference. You will understand the entire boredom by reading the selections from my book.
My Five – Six,...
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The Top Ten Dating Photo Crimes: Guess Me if You...
Spending hours searching and looking at fellas’ online photos is a crime in itself. Anyone who has excessive time to spend in front of the computer should put it to better use.
My idea of better use is online shopping that includes free shipping. I rarely make mistakes with online shopping and if I don’t like what I got in the mail, I can always send it back. This is not such an easy do with...
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My Interview with WZZM13 about Plenty of Carp →
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Top 10: I Don't Want to Date this Guy
Top 10 I Don’t Want to Date this Guy songs from the TV game show Guess the Lyrics:
Give Me Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd - One shot at you is not enough.
Radar Love by Golden Earring - Speed freak in stolen cars.
Twilight Zone by Golden Earring - Looks like Chewbacca from Star Wars.
Not Over You by Gavin DeGraw - A Stalker.
What I’ve Done by Linkin Park - Broke the 10...
